Current Mood:  chipper
Current Music: The Clash - London Calling
Indeed. Say 'ello to Rabbit ;)
Yes, ladies and gents, this is the me who you will very rarely see: Rabbit, a personage who actually enjoys the company of and is good with small children - i.e. Brownies. And no, I don't mean that in a wrong and na-asty sense, so doncha'll even go thinking it. See, for some reason, against all reason, logic, good sense and all those other synonyms for traits that I seem not to possess, I opted to do Silver Duke of Edinburgh this year. Again, not entirely sure why, but, well, there you have it: it was really a matter of Stina saying "Are you in a group for Duke of Edinburgh?" "Um...no, not exactly..." "Ooh, you want to be in our group?"
*Interlude of a split second in which A appears to forget all the pain and misery of the Bronze D of E, including the torrential rain, hailstones, wind, abseiling down vertical cliffs by accident and the general crappiness of Bronze that meant she had previous decided not to do Silver. In this moment, brain to mouth functions fail and mouth, giddy with the sudden sense of power, decides to so some serious damage while it can.*
"Oh, sure, yeah, if that would be ok...?"
*Brain finally catches up with reckless mouth, but alas, it is too late, and Stina, that indomitably cheerful little sunchild, races ahead in her busy busy little fashion as to arrangements, leaving the hapless rainchild, mouth smug and brain gobsmacked, to try to persuade herself that Bronze wasn't that bad and that she does want to do a three day expedition in sunny England. Really.*
It didn't work, needless to say. Ah, I feel my cynicism flowing back in waves now... See, here's a quick lesson on Duke of Edinburgh (hopefully a more succesful one than the last lesson about music...shit, I need to look up waltzes at some point, dammit dammit dammit...gonna have to be a really quick lesson then...): The award was set up, presumably, by basically the King of England, the Queen's husband at any rate: the Duke of Edinburgh. Not sure why he got given Edinburgh, I would personally prefered, I don't know, Durham or Winchester or something, but apparently they were taken and hey, at least it isn't Stranraer. Anyway, this Duke decided, in the general fashion of public blokes trying to give something back to the community/city/bloody nation, set up his egotistically named award, which is split into three parts, Bronze, Silver and Gold. I completed Bronze last year - an experience of much fun, jollity, rain and sprained ankles - and it involved three/six months community service (choir and church), three/six months skill (cello), three/six months recreation (squash); the idea is that you do three months of two and six months of the other, each for an hour a week. Also involved was the matter of the expeditions: one practise expedition and one qualifying expedition of two days each in which you were supposed to walk about 24 kilometres - but, due to Jess the Keeno's general, well, keeno-ness, and the fact that none of the rest of us argued with us, we walked a helluva lot farther. Not including getting lost time - which was considerable, believe you me, but we won't go into that, 'cos frankly this quick lesson is getting increasingly lacking in quick. Anyway, after completing Bronze and vowing never to have anything to do with the fine institution of Duke of Edinburgh ever again, I went and put my big mouth in it and did just that. Silver consists of three months skill (piano, possibly, if my teacher ever remembers I'm alive), six months recreation (squash, again, come on, stick with what you know to an extent), and six months community service. And in the last, I felt the need to change, 'cos church felt like a bit of a cheat, just 'cos it was a bit easy really, and I did it anyway - I seem to feel the need to make things more difficult for myself, if one being was to become extint in the human race, my natural apologeticness (sure it's a word) and apparant need to make things harder for myself would probably mark me out. In neon. With flags.
And as to that change...well, my sister had just left Brownies as a leader, and in the absense of Little Owl (yes, my older sister's name. But come on, she really is very little...), she *kindly* volunteered me. Hrm. Thanks Catherine...*eyebrow* But anyway, along I trotted like a good girl, and was confronted by about twenty - sorry, I tell a lie, twenty-four small and, yeah, slightly demonic seven to ten year old girls. Nervous isn't so much the word as bloody terrified. Or bloomin' terrified: I really, really can't be done for corruption. Not yet anyway... But yeah, got into it, found some of them to be quite nice if a bit...strange, and others to be, as suspected, downright evil - for example, when Brown Owl (the leader type person) announced:
"Yes, we need a name for A now."
*A looks absolutely terrified and tries to shrink against the wall and look as inconspicuous and unoffensive as possible. Apparently it doesn't work for, lo, twenty four little heads swivel towards her. Exorcist styley.*
"I was thinking some kind of woodland animal, rather than an owl." Good woman. I've only been here for a week. "So anyone has any suggestions?" Bad woman. Why would you leave it open to them?! This is how mass disasters happen!
Up goes one little hand, then another, and another. Fox, Woodpecker, Woodpecker II (being as there's already a woodpecker and Brownies aren't liable to let go of a good idea once alighted upon), Badger, Hedgehog, Rabbit and, the cream of it all, Woodlouse (I'm watching you, Minna Morgan, I know where you live and I know your mother, I'm watching you...). Brown Owl decided that maybe Woodlouse wouldn't be counted and took a vote (again I say why, why, why Brown Owl, have you no care for your sanity and my prefered aversion of humiliation?!) and behold, what won but Rabbit. So Rabbit I was, Rabbit I am, and Rabbit I shall remain. :)
Anyway, yeah, this as meant to be a quick entry, and I have my first part of a GCSE tomorrow, so I shall sign away and all talk of brownies, the Duke of Edinburgh and assorted woodland animals withthe notable absense of the woodlouse race, shall be suspended. Goodbye, my pretties, until...some other time...
- A
Oh, and Gold? Well, I would outline that but, well, it's really just too painful to contemplate... |